The Most Unhinged Chess Game Ever Made

Welcome to Petty Pawn Park! The players here will taunt you, smack you, & steal your turn. They'll even steal your beloved pet. Think you can hang?

You arrive at Petty Pawn Park with your pet, ready to unwind and play a few relaxing games of chess. Chess is all about respect, after all, right?

WRONG.

To your surprise, you see absolute mayhem:

PettyPawn is chess with No Chill.

Real chess, real rules, against other players who have no intention of being polite. Win games, stack coins, and when you've saved enough, play The Petty Match: beat someone and you take their pet. Now you've started a grudge. They want their beloved pet back, and there are only two ways to get it: beat you in The Petty Rematch, or pay you the ransom. Yikes. Be warned, though. The more pets you steal, the more enemies you make. Can you handle the heat?

The Petty Match walk-out in PettyPawn: frosty's Chihuahua and zaki's Doberman, both marked ON THE LINE, and the line One of these pets changes hands.

Steal pets. Get famous. Make the Most Wanted list.

Every pet you steal climbs you up the leaderboard. The top 20 players in the park are officially Most Wanted. Be the one everyone's hunting.

The Most Wanted board in PettyPawn: players ranked by the pets they snatched this week, each with their pet's portrait.

The park is full of lunatics, and you're about to become one.